that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
(Source: mayormills, via strayfeathersandgunpowder)
"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR' 'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS' 'TRULY AMAZING SIR'
(Source: thirddeadlysin, via clothesisfortheweak)
THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX
so be careful when youre planning your next cruise
(Source: pugalecki, via a-clockwork-blood-orange)